Way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are very angry or feel hard pain.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.
by Ripallo November 10, 2008
Get the porca madonna mug.losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.
'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.
by tadge72 April 24, 2010
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This expression is used in Italy when something hurts a lot.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.
Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".
It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.
Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.
References: Germano Mosconi.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.
Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".
It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.
Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.
References: Germano Mosconi.
by DD3Boh June 6, 2017
Get the madonna cagna mug.Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
Get the Norm MacDonald mug.The painful shuffle styled walk you awkwardly have to do after receiving pain to the hips, genitals, or upper legs.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.
"Damn, I fucked her so hard, she was doing the Madonna strut for weeks."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."
by DistortedSpectrum March 16, 2015
Get the Madonna Strut mug.A captivating woman that gives off a surreal, divine, and untouchable aura. Men are hypnotized by her seductive enchantment. She is a siren of eroticism and passion. A Blue Madonna is a tall, beautiful woman with lusciously long hair, alluringly magnetic blue eyes, and the essence of a goddess.
by BlueMadonna July 5, 2021
Get the Blue Madonna mug.Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.
Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
by LeJuanJSZ December 5, 2021
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