Maitland

Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.

She's such a Maitland.
Did you see that fight today? There was definatly a Maitland going on there.

by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010

Matlab

The stage previous to suicide. Sometimes suicide would be a better option.

It has nothing to do with actual life and there are no badgers involved (as i was previously informed). I'm disappointed.

im in a state of matlab

by Champ Atwal February 24, 2008

matlab

Horrible programming language which is supposedly easy to learn, though it has caused countless nightmares…

I've been programming for 45 hours this week, which is what I'll be doing next week, too. I still won't get a 'B' in the course.

by matlabhater November 18, 2004

Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005

Filthy Maitland

Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.

"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."

by olly connor May 16, 2008

Matlab and Chill

When a female engineer is so desperate for help on Matlab that she resorts to having sex with sex-deprived nerds. Similar to Netflix and Chill, but typically occurs among engineering students who seek a mutually beneficial relationship.

Male nerd: "I am going to finish my Matlab homework tonight."
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"

by Penny Mcnickels February 7, 2017

Maitland gang

MG,a group of boys who party hard an slam beers an moek beanios

Maitland gang back at it Friday night

by Owee Matt January 15, 2019