A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf.
He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.
He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.
Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.
He also have a sense of dark humor.
A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad
(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.
He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.
He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.
Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.
He also have a sense of dark humor.
A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad
(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.
Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason.
Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?
Friend 1: His name is Maarten.
Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?
Friend 1: His name is Maarten.
Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
by ThatOneMaartensGirlfriend69 November 19, 2021
The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
by SmellyMaartenSucks April 26, 2016
A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017
A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
by Tweetygyal March 7, 2009
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 20, 2010
by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020
by BAASterd October 9, 2023