Stupida Maaik
Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"
She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.
Other women wish they were her and men want her.
Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.
They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"
She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.
Other women wish they were her and men want her.
Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.
They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Stupida Maaik’s are all round just plain awesomazing...if you find one.....keep her!
Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!
Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!
Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!
Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!
Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
by Stupida Rocks May 1, 2018
Get the Stupida Maaike mug.A Maaike is a very interesting person. She loves books and music. She can't sing very good but that doesn't stop her.
Even tho she is a writer she can't spell for shit. She is also a very slow writer because she can't ever concentrate on the book she is writing.
Her friends always make fun of her for being as flat as a frying pan, but that's not entirely true. She has eyes the color of 'slootwater' (canal water, so green/blue/grayish) and long blond hair.
She was a very boring and basic before she started hanging out with interesting people who opened her eyes and showed her how to have fun.
She is not very good at telling jokes but is very quick with a comeback which will make you laugh most of the time.
Even tho she is a writer she can't spell for shit. She is also a very slow writer because she can't ever concentrate on the book she is writing.
Her friends always make fun of her for being as flat as a frying pan, but that's not entirely true. She has eyes the color of 'slootwater' (canal water, so green/blue/grayish) and long blond hair.
She was a very boring and basic before she started hanging out with interesting people who opened her eyes and showed her how to have fun.
She is not very good at telling jokes but is very quick with a comeback which will make you laugh most of the time.
Person 1: Who is that plank walking over there?
Person 2: That's Maaike obviously, who else could it be?
Person 2: That's Maaike obviously, who else could it be?
by HotoReX February 2, 2022
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Get the maakelode mug.A Maaike is a rodent closely related to rabbits and usually confused with those.
The main differences between Maaikes and rabbits are that Maaikes love peanut butter sandwiches and tend to wear purple contacts.
The main differences between Maaikes and rabbits are that Maaikes love peanut butter sandwiches and tend to wear purple contacts.
I left a peanut butter sandwich right here ten minutes ago and now it's gone... I found a purple contact on the floor, it must have been a Maaike.
by Norvel October 7, 2017
Get the Maaike mug.The act of investing your time and emotions into a specific person who then, at their turn, will do nothing in return for you. They won't even blink an eye when they ditch you.
"He helped her out of her depression but she won't even bother to help him"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
by KimYongKun March 26, 2017
Get the Getting 'maaiked' mug.completely in love with a girl. a girl named Sarah. he will do anything and everything for her even if it means doing things he hates. he will go above and beyond the moon for her. His side chicks are ryka and riya and MOKSHU.
by kumaran boiz September 26, 2023
Get the MAARKESH mug.Such a cool dude!! The name is read just like Michael, but writing it this way is even cooler. Y’know, all of the Majkels have VERY big dicks, but none of them are dicks. It is impossible for a Majkel to be the bad guy in any circumstances. You must be an incredibly lucky person to know a Majkel. Want a have a cool, talented child???? Name it Majkel just after the birth and it’ll immediately be 1000% superior.
-Hey, you know this, um.. Michael?
-Ugh, you dumbass, it’s spelled Majkel, go rethink your life choices.
-Oh, ok, have a nice day!
-Thanks, you too!
-Ugh, you dumbass, it’s spelled Majkel, go rethink your life choices.
-Oh, ok, have a nice day!
-Thanks, you too!
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