death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

sneakin m&ms

when you have hard nipples, as if you were hiding m&m's in your shirt.

It was cold out, so i asked Nick if he was sneakin M&ms.

by Justin To December 10, 2007

gay m&ms

Skittles

Gay m&ms are just skittles

by Beep beep you sad fuck November 5, 2021

5 green m&ms

An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.

OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!

by missybrightside March 19, 2008

1000 brown M&Ms

Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night

by Mr. Tater Moisty Naps November 11, 2010

M & Ms and Butt Cracks

The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.

"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."

by tattsnteeth2 April 28, 2005

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 8, 2021