Liquid Lurker

This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever

Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!

Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother

by Boss Betty January 27, 2008

relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009

lurker

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003

Down Low Lurker

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.

I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

lurkerbater

A person who anonymously watches a chat room while strumming their filthies.

There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.

by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014

Discord Lurker

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.

Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker

by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022

Lurkey

A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.

Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"

Scientist: "Guess Again."

Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"

Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."

Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"

Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"

by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013