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Lurkey
A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.
Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"
Scientist: "Guess Again."
Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"
Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."
Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"
Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"
Scientist: "Guess Again."
Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"
Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."
Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"
Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"
Lurkey by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013
Related Words
LURKLEY • Lurkey Turkey • lurkey • lurkle • Lurkle man • Turkey Lurkey Time • turkey lurkey • lurk learn
lurkey
A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.
Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".
Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".
Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!
You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!
You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!
lurkey by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010
Lurkey Turkey
A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the Southern Comfort Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "Turkey Lurkey Time" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead Turkey Lurkey). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.
Jihm: "Praise to the Lurkey Turkey"
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."
Lurkey Turkey by LurkeyTurkey (elitcheseturkey) September 15, 2009
Turkey Lurkey Time
A fun and extremely catchy song/dance number from "Promises Promises". The number, in the 1960's style, was a showstopper.
It's Turkey Lurkey Time, Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time, he's really home to stay, never more to roam.
Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia95 November 16, 2010
Turkey Lurkey Time
A crazy song/dance number from the musical "Promises Promises". It is extremely catchy and the dance is a lot of fun.
It's Turkey Lurkey Time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time. He's really home to stay, never more to roam.
Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia22 November 18, 2010
turkey lurkey
turkey lurkey by Dale Davids November 26, 2006
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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