lurkin nasty

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.

Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.

by LRKN_NSTY July 12, 2008

Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

by ItisI March 27, 2012

Lurkin’ Log

when you intentionally don’t flush your shit in someone else’s toilet

“it’s going to be so funny when tommy finds my lurkin’ log when he uses the bathroom next

by lineage47 September 04, 2021

smirkin' lurkin'

the act of creepily staring down someone in an unwantedly provacative manner

that kid over there has been straight smirkin' lurkin' on ya boy. I finna get Buck in this bitch and whoop some creepy ass.

by yahh boii May 15, 2009

Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister July 11, 2008

Lurkin and Jerkin

When Jacking Off in a sneaky manner publicly. also known as pocketpool

i was lurkin and jerkin is spanish is jizzed on some chicks backpack.

by Penis licking black man November 04, 2010

Baldie Lurkin

A balding headed individual who stays in the shadows lurking and spying on individuals or groups of people as they pass.

We were walking down the street after coming back from the pub the other night when Beattie pointed out the Baldie Lurkin behind the bus stop at the corner of the street

by Roo-NI August 17, 2009