lurkin nasty

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.

Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.

by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008

Lurkin’ Log

when you intentionally don’t flush your shit in someone else’s toilet

“it’s going to be so funny when tommy finds my lurkin’ log when he uses the bathroom next

by lineage47 September 3, 2021

Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister June 26, 2008

Lurkin and Jerkin

When Jacking Off in a sneaky manner publicly. also known as pocketpool

i was lurkin and jerkin is spanish is jizzed on some chicks backpack.

by Penis licking black man November 7, 2010

lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

by Jay Raff420 November 20, 2009

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

lurkin sack

to lurk sack on somebody; lurk around so bad

dude we are lurkin sack on this kid

by sacklurker June 27, 2008