When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.
"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."
"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"
"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
Get the Lunch meat pussymug. "I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"
by FERNtastic November 2, 2014
Get the Lunch meat toupeemug. A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.
Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"
Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"
Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"
by InkieRed December 30, 2009
Get the Lunch-meat Gazermug. When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
Get the Lunch Meat n’ Beatmug. by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010
Get the beat up lunch meatmug. by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020
Get the you're lunch meatmug.