lumpkin

guys taking a shit while someone sucks the off

grand ma you want a lumpkin? yeah i wanna lumpkin!
AKA: dumpkin, jumpkin, sumpkin,zumpkin, humpkin.

by jonbennet July 10, 2006

lumpkin

a fat lazy person;couch potatoe.

God ,Becky. your such a lumpkin.

by youknowMEH! June 20, 2009

lumpkin

a lumpkin is when your partner shits on u during anal sex

person1: that was sick what happened last nite
person2: what happened
person1: my mate was havin sex and his partner had a massive lumpkin on him while having sex
person2: fuck me thats sick man!!!!

by bigdaddy197 April 30, 2009

lumpkin

when an ogre gives a blumpkin and possibly participates in other sexual acts such as an alaskan pipeline.

ewwwww JJ is getting a lumpkin from that hairy thing.

by luneber March 19, 2009

lumpkin

A weird word that can be added to another word following a hyphen to give your speech a weird flare.

That pom-pom is a fuzzy-lumpkin

by Hannah Lumpkins June 24, 2006

Lumpkin

Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.

"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

See B.A.M.F in dictionary

by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006

Lumpkin

When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.

" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006