lumping

(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.

by Lampy September 16, 2005

Lump

Originated from a great song entitled "Lump" by 90s band Presidents of the USA, the slang term LUMP refers to anything good, bad or in between. For instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example "that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!". Despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as cunt, fuck, titties, slut, whore or quite simply, "bad". YOU GO LUMP LUMP LUMP. It really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. Be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of LUMP DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!

You are looking reasonably lump today my darling ;) (used in a positive context)
OR
You god damn LUMP! (used in a negative context)

by sciencekidz27 September 7, 2010

lumps

see humps

as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves

omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS.

by Patricia Ann <3 October 24, 2005

Lump

A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."

by blii February 21, 2003

Lump

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

by JOHNSON October 20, 2003

lump

Protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.

Fergie: "My lovely lady lumps"

by Useless Information August 19, 2006

lumping

To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)

Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.

I'd rather be at home lumping on you.

by Ms N August 3, 2009