lumpy space princess

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

lmdyd

What guys when they want to "Dick you Down" and the entire term means, "Let me dick you down" so if someone says this to you, GO GET EM CHAMP!

"Hey martha LMDYD"

by alayahgonzalez February 5, 2020

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

Trumpy Lumpy

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

by MyLump May 17, 2018

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007