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Lowey

A diminutive and fastidious man of tediously predictable nature who never leaves the house without checking his bus app first and who's life ambition is to hold his own baby in his arms.
What, so you color-coded all your monthly outgoings in an Excel spreadsheet with multiple macros, whilst watching a documentary on the histrory of British railways? Dude, you are such a Lowey
by wopper314 May 9, 2013
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Lowey

An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes
Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
by JD March 9, 2005
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Lowey

Lowey, dont mistake it for Chloe, is a sweet and caring girl who anyone would be lucky to spend time with. Her smile warms your heart and her laugh causes joy to all that hears it. She is a brave and courageous girl who does whatever it takes to see others happy. You want lowey as a friend, she would be there for you no matter what. She'll be there for anybody who needs it, and will take the time out of her day to help you out. She is definitely one for the books and if you meet a Lowey, make sure to get to know her because she will change your life.
Lowey is definitely the life of this party, I am glad I invited her!
by Jm_02d June 9, 2019
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Lowey

noun.

A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
Swear to g-d, bro, if you keep being a Lowey, i'll cut off your cockblocking, girly balls.
by AsSeriousAsMan October 22, 2010
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Lowey

Slang term used for an erection. A happy boner.
"James got a lowey watching Brokeback Mountain"

"Jessica Alba gives me a lowey"
by Shit in a can December 6, 2006
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Lowey

North eastern/Scottish colloquial term for money
Can I have some lowey for the shops
by Hunk0bomb January 24, 2022
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Lowey

To be a lower rank than the superiors above them.
Lowey! Loooweeey!!!
by Ruggedbeast2471 October 5, 2021
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