lochaned

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones

damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned

by surfers field hockey man May 29, 2009

lochabar

The area of Scottland owned by Damian Henderson of South Plainfield, New Jersey. Passed down to him by his great great great great granddaddy Lochabar after winning an Atlantean arm-wrestling contest against the Loch-Ness Monster. Presumed to soon be its own nation. Also, due to the nature of ownership, can be used as a nickname for certian persons who own land in Scottland.

"Yo, we going to visit Lochabar today?"
"Our friend, or the place?"
"Well, how do you presume we get to Scottland?"
"To Lochabar's house it is."
"Think his mom made cookies?"

by sk84life831 March 7, 2009

lolchain

the term lol (meaning laugh out loud) with a chain of 'ol' at the end of it to express extra laughing or just to emphasize the hilariosity of the matter you are laughing at.

LOLOLOLOL and so on, turns to LOLCHAIN.

by awesomeone January 16, 2008

Lochan

Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!

Lochan is such a stud

by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020

Lindsay Lowhangers

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.

One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.

by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

lolchair

Lolchair is the most amazing spinoff on lolcats ever!

-I saw something awesome today!
-what?
-THE LOLCHAIR!
-Oh Emm Gee!

by FiskFisk33 June 24, 2008

lochaber axe

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!

Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.

by wolfregis April 21, 2015