The Love Glove

(1)The state or Michigan.
(2)A contraceptive.

(1)I live in the love glove.


(2)You ain't gettin gettin no action till you put the love glove on.

by Jamie =) August 25, 2008

the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.

last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried

by kklfkdflsex July 7, 2010

Glove love

Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.

'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.

by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017

Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

Glove love

A cute expression derived from a childrens tv show. Often used between to say they love each other, but in friendships rather than being in love.

"See ya next week nic"

"glove love"

by DaisyPants April 27, 2010

Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 7, 2023