Beyond getting blue balled.
To assume you will be getting laid, popping a viagra in anticipation...only to discover that you will not be having sex tonight. You walk around with an awkward boner as a sign of your failure.
To assume you will be getting laid, popping a viagra in anticipation...only to discover that you will not be having sex tonight. You walk around with an awkward boner as a sign of your failure.
"Aw man, I totally got Loomis'd last night. Was all ready to go, and she totally shut me down..."
blue balls
blue balls
by jacobyE May 24, 2011
For "luminous"; to be illuminated or apparently enlightened; after Mount Loomi -- a south-facing peak in the mythical Ionesta Range, where colored light phenomena are known to appear.
by Brother Hinoh January 22, 2011
one of the two killers in scream (1996)
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich
he's the insane one that's also really hot
played by skeet ulrich
Sidney: You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!
billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
billy loomis: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
by kazoogod February 14, 2018
by A Crate of Kids November 29, 2018
The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.
One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.
by Mr. Samuel May 21, 2006
a perfect human being.
can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.
everybody loves billy loomis<3
can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.
everybody loves billy loomis<3
by swifteilish February 09, 2022
The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.
Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?
Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.
Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.
by this is shit December 05, 2008