Looch

Super cool dude usually come from Ct

Hot Girl: "Whos that super sexy guy?"
Fduffs: "Thats my boi looch."

by joemamabaka69 October 16, 2021

looch

someone who constantly mooches off other people lotion in school/work

"i have orange on my fingers can i use ur lotion"
"sorry i don't have any."
"that's a lie"
"BE GONE LOOCH!

by DVPstalker November 22, 2010

Looch

when your nut sack is bigger than your penis

tommy lee- hey did you see the pic of obomas dick

pamela anderson- ew that things a fucking looch

by GREG pooptard September 25, 2009

looch

a looser somebody sucks off your swagger someone who is more then a looser

cory is an example of a looch

by devray October 17, 2008

Looch

Noun. The sound poop makes when it hits the water. A loocher is anything that makes that sound. Calling someone a loocher is calling them shit.

I was taking a crap when I heard this loud looch and my ass was wet from the splash back.

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008