longstretchedneckitis

One has stretched neck from suicide

Mark had a bad case of longstretchedneckitis and couldn't make it to work on monday

by Sorrytohere March 3, 2023

Longstreth

If you have this last name, its possible you'll end up working in an office with fuckwits.

Ah, A Longstreth. You must work with fuckwits.

by CJ-Longstreth September 4, 2023

Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022