Longcut

a route you take when you think you are taking a shortcut but it actually ends up taking longer.

I went on a longcut.

by Eushshtb March 26, 2022

longchop

A man who has an overly laerge penis

Rob off BMW forum has a super Longchop and shall be termed as the original Longchop.
M3 drivers have a Longchops, dont they?
This individual appears to have a large penis, therefore i shalll name him - 'Longchop'

by Longchop December 9, 2008

longcut

If there are two or more shortcuts, the longest one will be the longcut.

Colin: Let's take the shortcut!
Priscilla: No, since I like the scenery, let's take the longcut instead.

by Barth Alison August 24, 2020

longcrunchybaguette

a person who changes their personality every 5 minutes, bases their personality on a kid's show, and genuinely enjoys milk by itself 🥺

longcrunchybaguette is so emo 😍

by marinetteslostfreedom June 9, 2021

Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024