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London Ontario

A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.
person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?

person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.
by ramenrnoodlessss September 14, 2018
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London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
by Dave December 17, 2004
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London, Ontario

A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.
Yo nigga, London, Ontario is the lamest city in all of Canada.
by mothafocka August 31, 2010
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London Ontario

London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.
Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.
by mass December 13, 2008
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London Ontario Nightlife

Tons of bars to go to. Every night there are special deals in each bar/club. The places are packed with hot ass girls that are so easy you don't even have to say a word for them to want you. Gyros and Burger Burger are the best places to close your night with a gold medal, and have some greasy food. Simply one of the best cities to party at in whole Canada.
by LondonnNight October 9, 2016
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