To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
by Bourgois July 14, 2010
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Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.
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A person who has extreme knowledge of lore involving video games, books, TV shows, and more. Whenever someone messes up part of a lore, the loremaster will shame the person and attempt to educate them about the lore they got incorrect. The person will simply ignore the loremaster because he/she is annoying.
Jim: "I don't like watching movies with Kyle, he's such a Loremaster whenever I say something wrong about the movie."
Mike: "I know, right? He's so annoying."
Mike: "I know, right? He's so annoying."
by 50svibe May 25, 2019
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Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
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Dude: lolbster!!
by The Lolcano October 1, 2007
Get the lolbster mug.A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.
"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"
by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009
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