Dog lollies

Dog excrement.

"Ew, don't step in the dog lollies"

by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021

appy polly lollies

Appy polly lollies is a future slang word for sorry or apologises. Can be found in futuristic books such as A Clockwork Orange. In the future working-class teens, or "nasdats" will say it but for the moment it is mainly the well-read middle-class who are trying to show off by knowing such phrases.

Girl: I boke your phone. Appy polly lollies
Girl 2: What?
Girl: I mean sorry. You wouldn't understand.
Girl: Ugh future slang just doesn't make you cool okay?

by totesmigoats#hashtagYOLO May 15, 2013

lolsies

lolsies is a swell abbrevation for the average boring "LOL" response. If this swell abbrevation is used it means that it is even more funnier than just the average "LOL".

My mother just farted when she leaned over to pick up her purse at Costco, LOLsies!!!

by lol_victoria26 October 30, 2016

Lollisexual

A person who is only attracted to those who identify as asexual.

"I only like asexuals, therefore I identify as Lollisexual"

by Lollisexual March 24, 2022

lollislop

A chick's face covered in a combination of saliva and semen and sometimes smeared makeup from giving the ultimate long and messy blowjob.

Chuck: Hahaha, look at that dirty bitch. She's head to toe in lollislop.

Ted: Yeah, now her sister's licking it off.

by threeinchfrog August 4, 2010

lolsies

a better and quirkier word for lol

them: BAHAHAHAH
you: ong lolsiess

by cowbitchlol April 30, 2021

lollesque

Something grotesque that worths to be "Laughed out loud" at.

Dude 1 : Yo that chick last nite wuz so gorgeous, too bad she wuz a fatty !!1oneone!1
Dude 2 : Lollesque !11

by roflskeetlmao April 16, 2008