Lollapalooza Cap 

A haircut from the 90's that consisted of a shorn lower half and a long ponytail on the crown on the head. It is sometimes referred to as a tellum, but not to be confused with scene hair. While usually spotted on white trash it is not relegated solely to white folks. Remember the dude from Living Colour? He had a Cap with dreads.

So why does this hairstyle still exsist? Please do the rest of us a favor and shave the top part of your head if you still have one. Oh, and Meghan thinks K-Fed should have one. Hell, he probably did.

"Hey dude, check out the Lollapalooza Cap on that Scott Stapp-looking motherfucker!"

Lollapalooza Cap by Melissa hates dolphins August 26, 2006

lolzapalooza 

1.A word used in responce to a bad joke or pun.

Symbolizes sarcasm.

2.Breaks awkward silences very successfully.

bkycamher1991: Hey man listen to this funny joke I made.
RedGun6: ok.
bkycamher1991: One day this blonde went to a tv store and was like "Hey...can i have that blue tv there...the one with the blueish tint"
Then the clerk goes "No you may not...thats a microwave"
Redgun6: Dude...you didnt make that up...you simply butchered a good joke and made it terrible.
bkycamher1991: ...not even a courtesy 'lol'?
RedGun6: lolzapalooza

2.{Awkward silence after someone reveals a very dark secret}
"...lolzapalooza"

lolzapalooza by Youth66 February 12, 2006

lollerpalooza 

Another variation for l33t speak; similiar to the "lollerskates," lollerpalooza is derived from the word lollapalooza.

Holy shit, that n00b just got pwnt!!!1! l0ll3rp4l00z4(lollerpalooza)!!!!1!!11!

lollerpalooza by Ross Sargent March 7, 2006

lollopalooza 

This is a state linked to the word lol meaning laugh out loud. It is where you are in a complete state of LOLness, like when someone has told a funny story.

Person A: ...and my mum didn't realise until she went out the door!

Person B: WOW lollopalooza!

lollopalooza by Danny Benson June 16, 2008

lolapalooza 

the act of cutting a large / small (depending on male) hole in the base of a popcorn bag / box. Male inserts cock into hole, covers with popcorn and leaves it as a surprise for unsuspecting hot female, if done properly resulting in sex.

"Dude i lolapalooza'd that chick last night she loved it"
"Dude while lolapaloozing buttered popcorn is not a good idea :("

lolapalooza by Ben Dover31 February 29, 2008

lollapalooze 

1. verb To drop food on yourself while you're eating.

2. noun The food that you dropped while you're eating.

1. Ugh, I lollapaloozed all over my new blouse! Why did I use chopsticks when I was generously supplied a fork?

2. I did not shit myself; that stain is from lollapalooze.

lollapalooze by dailyessential August 6, 2011

lolapalooza 

1.an act of 'laughing out loud' with a group of friends while soaking each other's awesomeness

2.an awesome alternative to the overused 'LOL'

We lolapalooza'd when that gotti wannabe's ass is pawned.

lolapalooza by Awesome K-Bot February 24, 2008