lolitsalex

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

by Bindless April 6, 2017

Loftising

anything that represents consuming alcohol slowly, from babysitting beers, waiting to take shots, or buying 7oz beers instead of 12

Hey man quit Loftising that beer...that's your first one and we're already on number 4.

by nrb2s October 19, 2010

Josh Loftis

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure

Dan lofts is a god

by Rekorderlig February 8, 2021

Lofiisofi

A very pog twitch streamer

Lofiisofi is pog

by notvinz February 17, 2021

Lolitsalex

Lolitsalex is a handsome young man with a very nice family friendly YouTube channel:loolitsalex
His birthday is on the 19th of August
Twitter:@loolitsalex (2 o’s)
Snapchat:@looolitsalex (3 o’s)
Instagram:@loooolitsalex (4 o’s)

Fan:Yo have you checked out lolitsalex’s YouTube channel?
Fan2:Yea he’s really family friendly and handsome!
Fan1&2:Cool I’m finna buy his autograph!

by Roger is wet July 4, 2018

loftsyp

look out for those stupid young people

Mate:What you doing tonight man?
You: Out and about round the city
Mate: Loftsyp man, loftsyp

by Ian Beil April 7, 2008