Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

tonight's biggest loser

Sal

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

soil loader

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.

Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"

by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022

Loserfruit

Loserfruit is the leader of Fruitopia (also known as Loserfruitopia). A majestical land where Fruitopian's are granted fruit powers.

Ng: "Hey man did you check out loserfruit's stream last night?"
Namejosh: "Yeah bro, I <3 Loserfruit! Kappa"

by gangshit345 March 16, 2015