Little Dick Syndrome 

One with Little Dick Syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. If your dick is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. LDS effects all walks of life aswell, not just dick size. If you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with LDS they will say she's a slut, she's dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your dick and make themselves look better. If you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by LDS they will say your on steroids and use bad form. If you drive a nicer car than someone with LDS they will say it's a peice of shit, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered. LDS sufferers love to drive big V8s to compensate for little dick sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs

-Tims a fag he's never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. - Yeah kid has Little Dick Syndrome .

Little Dick Syndrome by Paulie nutz August 19, 2016

Little Dick Syndrome 

This is when a male was the worst attitude towards you for putting him in his place.

male: come over

female: i’ve got a man. you know this

male: it’s funny how you think i care
female:wow. yikes. little dick syndrome.

Little Dick Syndrome by fuqdidPu$$y July 29, 2018

little dick syndrome 

when you hate different races and minorities cuz they ain’t tryna fuck wit yo lil’ dick

damn that fuckboy Michael sure got some little dick syndrome

little dick syndrome by lawquizox September 29, 2020

Little dick with a fat sack

This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.

monfreece: How longs your penis?

Jimmy: its 2 inches

monfreece: thats not to big is it

jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches

monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack

Little dick with a fat sack by hellopele August 1, 2010

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick 

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

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A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025