Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

by AngelJean April 14, 2021

Litereally

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”

“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.

by MikeInDC January 14, 2021

Literous

The feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings.

"I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.

"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions

by thesneakygiraffe August 21, 2010

literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...

Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)

by CPU Killer January 31, 2005

liter

French for: give me some fuckin' cola.

how u measure liquids.

by jimmy kohlberg July 27, 2004

literally

Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.

"I literally sucked on those jugs!"

by Arel Blyste January 28, 2008

literally

a much misused adverb, often for emphasis

"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"

by RockYfella December 5, 2003