linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

Lingling’s Principle

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.

I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.

by Meh1038 November 29, 2018

Linging out

This means that you spread out on the couch and just don't give a crap about what's going on!

In other words your awesome!!

tinna " I didnt do anything at all today except spread out on the couch"

Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

Linginfelter

A term defining one who jacks off to pictures of hairy men in speedos.

Stop looking at me, you linginfelter!

by bob335 June 11, 2011

Lucifer’s Linguine

That spiritual cooking of marijuana

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

by dunber April 22, 2018

Linging

To explore a foreign city after consuming 2 to 3 beers; aspects of Linging include chatting with locals and staring for uncomfortably long times at landmarks.

My friend and I went Linging all over Amsterdam...did you know their monarch is a piss head and is known as Prince Pint?!

by tomislav87 August 18, 2017