linemen

The only players that really impact the game while the "skilled" pussies get all the credit and have all the fun.

If the offensive linemen open holes, paraplegics can wheel through them. If the defensive linemen shut holes down, quadraplegic can make tackles.


Only exception are defensive backs which I have respect for.

by Kim Little October 31, 2004

liniment sniffer

Liniment Sniffer, a person who hang's around football club rooms on game day for no good reason.

Look at that guy over there, he's a liniment sniffer, 3 weeks in a row.

by Double Doubles May 4, 2017

Liement

A word used to call out someone who got caught in their own lie. Therefore trapping them in a corner.

To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.

You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.

Lie - ment.

Ben: Hey, do you know where all the letter L in my spaghetti-O’s went?

Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.

Ben: Liement.

by Bennehftw December 24, 2022

crucial ligament

typically the word used to express excitement after fissure sniping someone from the forest picking mid in the game Heroes of Newerth.(Behemoth Carry)

Ryan "That fool just got the crucial ligament trying to snatch the rune."

Alec "No f'n way bro."

"Fissure snipe killed Dumbledore"

by Steve Muffly December 18, 2009

ligmament

A type of ligament that causes immense pain when affected by a ligma joke.

"Oh, shit. I hurt my ligmament!"

by Sans Cucker Piss - 096 February 23, 2019

liniment

an oily ointment for muscle pain

Then she rubbed me all over with liniment that burned like fire.
sentence from: Where The Red fern Grows - wilson Rawls

by Steam San Diego YT September 21, 2016

linemen appreciation week

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches

Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while

by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019