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linden high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to “lose weight”. lhs can’t afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers’ corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.
youre from linden high school ? oh damn mami, youre a whore. bye.
by yo mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 10, 2011
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linden waldorf school

A Nashville School that is probably the most magical place you will ever go besides Hogwarts. It is often associated with faeries, dwarfs, and colored pencils. A gluten-free, dairy free, and media free environment.
Girl 1: I just love Linden Waldorf School!

Boy 2: It’s so magical
by gottalovegatos13 October 23, 2017
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Linden Steam Academy

Worst school in Massachusetts!!! And worst school in the whole world! Full of fake bitches, Ugly ass people and dumbass speds! Don’t come here, It sucks :)
Jessica: Ugh that school Linden Steam Academy is so trash!
Kailey: I know right!
by nun ya :) December 1, 2019
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John R. Lindensmith

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.
John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
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lindenhurst high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.
at lindenhurst high school there is one drug dealer for every five students.
by swindlehurst gangstah July 8, 2009
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North Lindenhurst

1.The North Part of Lindenhurst. In Lindenhurst definitions people stated that LINDENHURST should not be confused with NORTH LINDENHURST but we are just different parts which make up one town but North Lindenhurst is not part of the village but we share the same area code and go to the same schools.

2.When your a kid you go to William Rall Elementary.

3.The Working Class Part of town.

4.The "Ghetto" of Lindenhurst.

5.Is more racially mixed than all the other parts of Lindenhurst.

6.BTW there are very few emos and not many scene kids here also there are not many juggalos.

7.I believe that our crime rate is a bit higher than other parts of Lindenhurst also unfortunently there is a rather high amount of sex offenders living here.
#1- We are not part of the village of Lindenhurst.
#2- I went to William Rall School as a little kid.
#3-I'm from North Lindenhurst I'm not some well off guy.
#4-Kids from other parts of Lindenhurst who call us this are either pussy or clearly never been to any ghettos.
#5-There is a fairly large hispanic population here and most black people of Lindenhurst live here.
#6- Doesn't sound like a bad place.
#7-Being that not everyone is well to do this is expected but those sex offenders should get beat in prison.
by NorthLindyGuy July 15, 2009
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Linden Boulevard

Essentially a ghetto version of Queens Boulevard. Picture Queens Boulevard without all the stores or the mall, replace them with projects, run down tenements with graffiti, and empty lots, and you have Linden Boulevard. Linden Boulevard in Brooklyn runs through some of the worst neighborhoods in New York City, such as East New York. Linden Boulevard also goes to Queens, but its not a bad or major street in Queens, as it is in Brooklyn.
Linden Boulevard is even more dangerous then Queens Boulevard
by NYC Metalhead June 21, 2006
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