Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

limping stud

When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud

That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud

by Sasquatch screamer January 17, 2023

limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010