ear limpet

Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.

"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.

by rune December 12, 2010

Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

limper stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.

That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!

by Limperbuster November 2, 2011

Limpathy

When a person begins to sympathetically develop a fake limp after spending too much time with a person that has a real limp.

That girl has limpathy for her friend with the hurt leg.

by JaKevin Woo June 18, 2014

limpeh

me as ur father. Malaysian and Singaporean Hokkien word. Not a bad word just Rachet

"Limpeh ehhh Facebook live KNN, Choo Chen Yi che ke wangpatan" swear Wang Lei

by Allahuakbar4 September 17, 2020

Limpeh

Limpeh is a highly vulgar word from Hokkien Chinese and adopted into Singlish. Although it literally means "your father," the implication is "I fucked your mother and I have you as this useless son." As a result, it is meant to denigrate the listener which is why often people think it's rude. Of course, some of the cool kids think it is a cool way to say "I" to gain respect or have authority over the other person

Dad: Wa lao eh, 50 on maths eh, always play play, why you don't study like limpeh tell you ah?
Son: LIMPEH don't know ah
Dad: How dare you say "limpeh?"

Ah Beng: Ah Seng, that girl there sibeh chio bu one (very hot)
Ah Seng: Chio your head ah, one sister more chio
Ah Beng: LIMPEH say she chio, she is chio

Random guy: Where's my food? Take so long ah
Waiter: It's coming

Random guy: What time orready ah? KA NI NIA CHOW CHI BAI, LIMPEH hungry, LIMPEH pak to yow, wait 30 minute orready.

Daniel Han (Taiwanese politician): I give them four words! Fang ma guo lai (come at me, bro). Add another words: LIMPEH tan li! (Limpeh waits for you!)

by NYC_Limpeh March 20, 2022

Limper

A Motobility Customer.

Heres another fucking Limper looking for a free car to abuse.

by DECKSPINNER April 11, 2011