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5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
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liftjacker

A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.

The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".

This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!
by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009
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LifeHackered

When LifeHacker.com links to your website for an article, and your webhost can't handle the traffic. Common symtoms ... people visiting the page within hours of a Lifehacker posting generally see a poor performing website, or a message from the website host indicating that the site is unavailable due to exceeding traffic limitations.
Commenter 1: This is some website. It says it's down.
Commenter 2: Yeah, it's been Lifehackered. Check back in a day or 30.
by G33kSp3@k3r November 4, 2011
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lifehack

When you try to make a simple task easier to feel or to be different. And they generally don't work anyways.
The "peeling a banana from the bottom" LifeHack is no more difficult than peeling from the top. -MikeJ.
by The Great Gas Mask Man June 5, 2016
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lifejack

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort
1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.
by Godemperor June 11, 2006
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penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim
I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET
by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014
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lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com
This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.
by coreyjo January 28, 2014
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