MLS Lifer

A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.

I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.

by ENoscatt June 5, 2023

lifer head

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.

It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

For lifer

A best friend that will always have your back that will stick with you to the day you die

Andi and Ava our for lifers

by Brie best friend June 25, 2021

Less-Lifer

Someone who plays computer games and is on a good way to become a no-lifer.

Someone who has not yet surpassed the level of a no-lifer.

Levels: Lifer, Less-Lifer, No-Lifer

A: Dude, will you come to the cinema today? I will bring some nice chicks there!
B: Ehm, I am sorry. I will rather go MC.
A: Oh my god dude! You are such a less-lifer!
You are on a really good way to become a no-lifer!

by Mimiron April 1, 2009

litferno

When the situation is so lit, everything burns to the ground.

"Yeah, dude California is on fire again...but my mixtape is litferno"

by Krook Hook October 5, 2017

lifer

A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.

"That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"

"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."

by Jay E. Griffin April 5, 2008

proud no lifer

someone who has no life and doesn't give a shit

Ben is a proud no lifer

by ben sekator June 9, 2008