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the lifekind

Collective noun, denoting a person with the ability to return from the dead. Such a person is understood to intrinsically hold unprecedented power and privilege, due to their immunity to any direct lasting consequences from their actions. Notable examples include every video game protagonist, the guy from Groundhog Day, and Jesus Christ.
We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
by Dr Scrimguard April 23, 2023
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liveline

the initial date for a certain process to begin. Antonym: deadline.
The liveline for the review of applications is November 1. The deadline for applications submission is December 1.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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Dead Man’s Lifeline

Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs
“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.
by The New World Wizard September 8, 2020
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Lifeline Main

You are complete dogshit. You never revive your teammates with your passive and refuse to drop your drone to your teammates. When you drop your package, it's usually far from where your teammates can loot it.
"Can I get a revive?"
"Sorry bro I'm a Lifeline Main."
by Ninjie August 9, 2021
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Lifeline

A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.

Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.

The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
by John Boy January 6, 2004
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Lifeline

He is a boring person but very romantic its his first time dating but he is too good .His i love u makes me so happy and his boredom makes me so pissed .He is scared of kids and a very big scredy cat ,he is so tall that i feel very short.But i still love u so much and cant let u go
Lifeline i love u
by Iamshreya October 14, 2018
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Lifeline

He is too boring as a person but very romantic.He wants me to stay with him forever but he never tells that he wants to stay with me but cant complain cause i like him so much that i cant let him go
I love u my lifeline
by Iamshreya October 14, 2018
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