by Sovereign Me May 10, 2020
Get the Liearrhea mug.1. Diagnosis for a pathological or compulsive liar who can't keep up with their own bullshit.
2. When you're caught telling a lie and you have to keep making up your story as you go.
3. When you tell yourself you CAN handle that dish even though you know damn well you can't.
2. When you're caught telling a lie and you have to keep making up your story as you go.
3. When you tell yourself you CAN handle that dish even though you know damn well you can't.
Def. 1:
A: Man, yesterday's Taco Bell with Bobby fucked me up.
B: You told me you went to Chipotle with Fred.
A: No, that was Monday.
C: No, Monday you went to Chili's with Hannah. She sent me a snap.
A: No, I -
B: Besides, Lana put you guys' lunch from IHOP on IG today.
C: Someone's got liarrhea.
Def. 2:
Teen: (was at a party the previous night, claimed to be at school sport game)
Parent: How was the game?
T: Pretty good. We won.
P: I read on facebook that you lost.
T: We won in spirit. The fact that the coach was there with his mom in the hospital is amazing.
P: I just saw her in one of his posts, too. Healthy as a horse.
T: Must've been his dad, then.
P: Cut the liarrhea, and tell me where you were before I turn the wifi off.
Def. 3:
A: Here's the Lysol.
B: Why?
A: You're eating Taco Bell. We both know you'll be having liarrhea later.
A: Man, yesterday's Taco Bell with Bobby fucked me up.
B: You told me you went to Chipotle with Fred.
A: No, that was Monday.
C: No, Monday you went to Chili's with Hannah. She sent me a snap.
A: No, I -
B: Besides, Lana put you guys' lunch from IHOP on IG today.
C: Someone's got liarrhea.
Def. 2:
Teen: (was at a party the previous night, claimed to be at school sport game)
Parent: How was the game?
T: Pretty good. We won.
P: I read on facebook that you lost.
T: We won in spirit. The fact that the coach was there with his mom in the hospital is amazing.
P: I just saw her in one of his posts, too. Healthy as a horse.
T: Must've been his dad, then.
P: Cut the liarrhea, and tell me where you were before I turn the wifi off.
Def. 3:
A: Here's the Lysol.
B: Why?
A: You're eating Taco Bell. We both know you'll be having liarrhea later.
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(noun)
/ˌlaɪəˈri ə/
Definition:
A nonstop, uncontrollable outpouring of lies — especially the kind that’s dramatic, self-serving, and suspiciously well-timed.
Top Definition:
Something Meghan Markle speaks. Often characterized by a flow so relentless, fact-checkers give up halfway through.
(noun)
/ˌlaɪəˈri ə/
Definition:
A nonstop, uncontrollable outpouring of lies — especially the kind that’s dramatic, self-serving, and suspiciously well-timed.
Top Definition:
Something Meghan Markle speaks. Often characterized by a flow so relentless, fact-checkers give up halfway through.
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