Lipjacking

Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.

Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!

by pooter diddler April 4, 2015

lifejack

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort

1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.

by Godemperor June 11, 2006

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

liejacking

Falsely accusing an opponent of the thing that you are doing before they can call you out on it. This sews confusion in the minds of bystanders and third parties, helping the liejacker get away with what they are saying or doing.

Donald Trump told a lie and then immediately accused the press of fake news. Now when they call him out on his bs, they look like they're lying themselves. That's some shady liejacking right there.

by AdLibera September 13, 2020

Lizjacked

(verb) When a guy steals a girl from a previous boyfriend, even if said relationship is no longer active.

"Damn, that girl got lizjacked again!"
"Isn't that the third time this month?"
"Yep..."

by DictatorSqueaky April 12, 2010

limjack

egg whites, moth balls, and glue all mixed together and crushed. you smoke, snort, and inject this shit.

Damn fool, your arms are fallin off cuz you snorted, smoked, and injected all that limjack!

by anuslicker3000 February 7, 2007

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006