licker of a sweaty fuck stick

otherwise known as cock sucker

I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.

by R69ALLDATIME August 19, 2008

licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

scrotum licker

A sycophant, or person who enjoys ass kissing, to achieve social gain

Drake is a scrotum licker to Lil Wayne

by cjaywill August 13, 2011

SHADY BALL LICKER

An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something

Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"

by razorhayes June 14, 2017

SNICKER LICKER

a white chick who'll only do black dudes. (ALSO CALLED...MUD SHARK, COAL BURNER, FENCE JUMPER, CHOCOLATE DIPPER.")

I thought she preferred white meat, but it seems she now only sips chocolate milk. She has turned into quite the little 'snicker licker.'

by weave October 7, 2003

Sneaker Licker

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.

Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 18, 2011