Leandro kewer bae

a curious george that wants to know everything about everyone, is nice but an asshole when u piss him off, eboys suck

Leandro: gabbie will u date me
Gabbie: ew no you are a weird baldy

Leandro kewer bae stinky

by boypncit December 12, 2019

Petri Lindroos

The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.

Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.

by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009

Leandro

If you're lucky enough to meet a Leandro in your lifetime, don't let him go: for Leandros are hard to come by: they're handsome, bearded, tattooed man-gods.

Jonathan has a Leandro. He's a lucky lucky man. All his friends wish they had a Leandro too.

by TheBonafideMan October 25, 2016

Lisandro

The cutest, most respectful, kind and helpful guy you will ever meet. He will talk to you about problems, not throw plates at your face. He will call when he says he will and has a great deal of his career, personal life, and finances in order. He wont try to move in with you when you've only been dating for a month. He thinks of more than just himself and will always be that amazingly beautiful, cute, quiet, guy in the room. Its the man every girl could ever dream of!

Girl 1 -Isn't Lisandro amazing?

Girl 2- Yes he is!

by VancouverGirlSnow November 14, 2011

San Leandro

A place right outside of Oakland Ca. Many people believe San Leandro is extremely ghetto, but San Leandro isn't as bad as Oakland or Richmond. About 90,000 people.

He lives in San Leandro.

by JohnSingleton December 29, 2008

Lizandro

The most badass dude you will ever meet. He is hot, smart, funny, caring, and is loved by all. Never gets into fights unless people deserve it, and always tries to have a great time

John: Hey did you go to that party last night?
Jeremy: Nah, but I heard it was off the hook because Lizandro was there.
John: ya man, it was baggin and he had all the girls

by Lizandro's sexy girlfriend March 7, 2009

Lisandro

A cute guy who's always there for you.
He has a heart of gold and cares about you!

Lisandro is the cutest guy ever <3

by Om-sis August 31, 2019