Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.
Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.
Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.
Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.
American Tourist 1: How about we go to Leamington Spa for the day?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!
Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?
American Tourist 2: Yeh, sounds great!
Local Kid 1: How about we do something?
Local Kid 2: There's jack to do, how about we loiter round Burger King?
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Lewmith is a very cool dude. Easy to get along with and always there if you need him. He's fun and caring and sweet. You're really lucky if you have a friend called Lewmith.
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Get the Lewmith mug.Lewadisney is a Polish football player, that formerly used to play for Football Club Bayern, known as FC Bayern. On the summer of 2022, he joined the football club FC Barcelona, which plays in the Spanish First Division, also known as the La Liga. Before playing here, Lewadisney had been used to playing against part-time farmers, so when he came to FC Barcelona, he realised that he isn't playing against 45 year old farmers anymore, hence he couldn't score. He still occasionally scores, against clubs which have part time farmers such as Viktoria Plzen (also known as Victoria's secret) and several mid table clubs. However, he seemingly has a magic carpet, which makes him disappear from the football field whenever he plays a big game. This means that he would not show up in any big games whatsoever, which means that he would only be scoring against mickey mouse clubs, which is why his name is Lewadisney. Lewadisney is a finished player, and it is true that anyone who supports Lewadisney in 2022 does not know football.
"Hey man, did you hear about the Real Madrid vs Barcelona match the other day?"
"Yeah man, Lewadisney was shit, as usual. He never shows up against big teams."
"Yeah man, Lewadisney was shit, as usual. He never shows up against big teams."
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Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
by penno May 3, 2008
Get the Royal leamington spank mug.A person who resides or was born in the town of Leamington Spa (Warwickshire, UK).
Leamings are best known and identified by their lack of individuality. There are two separate species of Leaming; the Chavs and the Middle Class. The Chavs are known to be very aggressive, while the Middle Class are timid and rarely leave M&S and House of Fraser.
It is widely known that if one Leaming does something incredibly stupid such as stuffing their trousers into their socks, getting a side fringe or jumping off something high, the rest are likely to blindly follow. This has so far kept the population of both species at manageable levels, although culling may one-day be necessary.
Leamington Spa has infected the Warwickshire countryside since 1830, when Queen Victoria stopped to throw up, then do a massive shit where the town now lies. It is widely acknowledged that the vomit then evolved into the Chavs, and the shit the Middle Class.
Leamings are best known and identified by their lack of individuality. There are two separate species of Leaming; the Chavs and the Middle Class. The Chavs are known to be very aggressive, while the Middle Class are timid and rarely leave M&S and House of Fraser.
It is widely known that if one Leaming does something incredibly stupid such as stuffing their trousers into their socks, getting a side fringe or jumping off something high, the rest are likely to blindly follow. This has so far kept the population of both species at manageable levels, although culling may one-day be necessary.
Leamington Spa has infected the Warwickshire countryside since 1830, when Queen Victoria stopped to throw up, then do a massive shit where the town now lies. It is widely acknowledged that the vomit then evolved into the Chavs, and the shit the Middle Class.
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