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Taylor Lautner

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
by Berly123 June 25, 2009
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A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.
by lolsmilelol July 8, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

A fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine seventeen year old born in 1992. He is known for his 8-pack his amazing tan.
"Look at that Taylor Lautner over there! PHEW!"
by roxie90210 January 22, 2010
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Taylor Lautner the hottest person the the face of the earth. literally. his name should be Taylor Hawtner.

plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga, he's 17 and was born Feburary 11th, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was into marital arts until he was 13, then he became interested in acting. everyone knows his first movie that made him uber famous was Sharkboy&Lavagirl. Now Taylor is currently done filming New Moon, the 2nd movie in the Twilight Saga.

btw- i am utterly obsessed w. him<3 ok?!
friend-(walks in my room) who are all those posters of on your wall?
me- oh thats just the most amazing person ever, Taylor Lautner. duh.
friend- oh he's hot
me- too bad he's mine

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by xxdannncerrrxx July 29, 2009
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a hot celebrite who was in twilight as jacob Black and will be in new moon,eclispe,and breaking dawn.
wow, "taylor lautner" looks hot and spicy. RAWR!
by girl2340 July 1, 2009
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A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.
Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!

Me: What about his personality?

Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!

Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?

Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Me: *rolls eyes*
by SimpleBrunette August 20, 2010
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Cutest guy in the world. And by cute, I mean cute-cute, not hot-cute, even though he is, sort of. Taylor is also what many consider to be a future Disney representative, as he is constantly smiley and should have his own TV show just for that. He'd dazzle little girls all over the world. Known best for being Jacob Black in New Moon, he looks a million times better without the wig.
TwiFan1: OhMiGawd, isn't that Taylor Lautner, aka, Jacob Black??
TwiFan2:OMT! It is!
Taylor: *smiles*
TwiFan1: He's so CUTE!
by SlashWraith March 15, 2009
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