lethargic 

a fat slug, or a tommy lanni.

My name is Tommy Lanni.

lethargic by Mike January 8, 2005

Lethargic

Sluggish, slow, lazy, stinky
A word used to describe someone who is slow/lazy/sluggish all at the same time.

“Logan and Silas are so lethargic babe!”
“Gosh how did he get to be so lethargic”
“I always ask Logan to do things but he’s just so lethargic and never wants to move from his bed!”

Lethargic by Oxilex July 20, 2026

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD) 

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.

"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD) by buttfreckle December 1, 2010

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

half lethargic 

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with [friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.

Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes

half lethargic by DangitBob June 2, 2018

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by MwC June 6, 2004

lethargy

Unnaturally languid, lazy, indolent.

I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

lethargy by Larstait November 14, 2003