Lerp

A lerp is similar to an otaku. A Lerp is often socially awkward, because they bring up things such as anime or video game characters in public conversations and expect it to be acceptable - but anyone who understand the reference facepalms, and anyone who does not avoids the lerp. A lerp is almost always depressed, despite knowing their flaws, do not change, instead opting to complain about how no one likes them. A lerp also talks alot about their ex-spouses. Lerps take personal offense to ANY practical joke and are immensely oversensitive. Lerps are actually so arrogant that they do not even realize that they look down on everyone.
Did you see how Tony reacted? All I said was that working here is for dropouts. Fucking lerp.

This place is full of lerpes. Let's go.
by jhonkaman July 04, 2009
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Lerp

Someone who consistently says they're done smoking or drinking, but falls back into it at the first opportunity.
"Tim said he's done smoking weed."
"Come on, Tim's a fucking Lerp!"
by Ugottnick November 24, 2015
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I hate Lerp. It always rains and the Faguars suck.
by Duvalgator904 August 02, 2021
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A generally unattractive Ichabod Crane/Olive Oil looking person, gangling in appearance, with a face that suggests mild retardation.
"Look at stretch over there."

"Poor lerp must have a hard time finding clothes that fit."
by urbansombrero_biatch February 06, 2009
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Lerping

When you have a stupid moment and you can be classified as being a derp but your moment is just so much more queer.
Guy 1: Wait dude why arent we at the club?

Guy 2: Dude why are you lerping so bad.
by Damient November 11, 2013
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1) To shout in a high calm and peaceful tone at someone.
2) To jump very high and happily into the air
1)Lerp: “Leerrrrp “Emilyyyyy”
by philosophergemme February 17, 2019
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Lerpes

Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 06, 2009
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