by Megan November 4, 2004
A nocturnal mammal that causes mischief. Most Lemurs go at there own (widely varying) speed, and are difficult to catch, handle, or train.
Lemurs have limited communication skills including hand gestures, loud cries, and body language. Their is speculation in the scientific community that Lemur eye sight is poor due to the low lighting levels and dry conditions of their natural habitat.
This mischevious night time creature is known for it's creativity. It is not unusual to find a complete and unique re-arrangement of the environment in their wake, including but not limited to precariously stacked objects, scattered objects on the ground, and large objects shoved in small holes.
Lemurs have limited communication skills including hand gestures, loud cries, and body language. Their is speculation in the scientific community that Lemur eye sight is poor due to the low lighting levels and dry conditions of their natural habitat.
This mischevious night time creature is known for it's creativity. It is not unusual to find a complete and unique re-arrangement of the environment in their wake, including but not limited to precariously stacked objects, scattered objects on the ground, and large objects shoved in small holes.
"LEMURS!!!"
"Did you see what the lemurs did to this place?"
"Yeah, they crammed 15 in...that hole can only fit 10"
"wtf"
"I came in and the lemurs were actually still there, creating more mess. I had to shoo them so I could fix the place."
"Did you see what the lemurs did to this place?"
"Yeah, they crammed 15 in...that hole can only fit 10"
"wtf"
"I came in and the lemurs were actually still there, creating more mess. I had to shoo them so I could fix the place."
by Lumen Lover November 18, 2008
Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.
The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.
by Theos April 18, 2007
Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.
That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.
by Pit Fiend November 23, 2004
Lemures (lem yours)
Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)
Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)
1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*
by MissCheena July 29, 2009
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