LeGrande

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

by sandspit November 25, 2007

Legand Lure

using lunar magics in the game RuneScape to heal 1 itemers while smiting their prayer down and using stat spy to check their prayer points so you get their weapon.

Yo, wanna come do the legand lure in fally?

by i legand1 i December 21, 2008

Leghand

Foot; in hill-folk talk.

Get yer leghand outta that pond, there's alligators in there!

by i'm jolene February 26, 2009

Giving Lewandowski

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.

I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

by Daemien Moo June 22, 2018

Lewandowski

The best last name in history.

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.

by Lewandowski,name,last,surname, October 16, 2008

Lewandisney

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'

Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.

by a123a123a December 1, 2021