leap shit

When you normally take one shit per day, but every once in a while you have to take two shits in the same day to catch up. The second shit is known as the leap shit. This is similar to the concept of a leap year.

"I think I have to go again today. Must be a leap shit."

by Leaper May 13, 2005

Leap Of Filth

The jump taken when one purchases pornographic images and/or videos from a dodgey looking website.

Guy 1: "Dude, look, unlimited access for only 20p."
Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."

by Jayisfap July 12, 2009

leap lent

For a Catholic, not observing Lent every 7th year or so. Real Lent is not really 40 days and 40 nights since it doesn't include the 6 Sundays that occur during it. So, you can skip Lent on the 8th year because you have "made up" for the 40 days by observing 46 days the previous 7 years. It is like a leap year, except for Lent. For instance, observe Lent for 2010 - 2016 and observe Leap Lent for 2017. The extra 2 days can be used differently depending on the Leap Lent observer.

I'm really looking forward to Leap Lent this year. The past so many years I've had to give up so much red meat for a month and a half for Lent and I'm sick of fish!

by flashwin April 27, 2010

Leap Sacking

When playing leap frog, it is the act of dragging ones nuts across the back of the other player's neck and head.

Letharian: Do you wanna play leap frog?

Equivel: No dude, everytime we do that you always end up leap sacking me.

Letharian: I know.

by Baron Von Redberry October 30, 2010

leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.

Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.

by spamania December 30, 2007

Leap Day

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)

“I was born on Leap Day.”

“So are you 4 or are you 16?”

by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019

Leap Smear

When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie

Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl

by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020