British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

by Synder January 25, 2017

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ghetto leafblower

The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.

Because of his lack of motivation David gave Jim a ghetto leafblower?

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texas leafblower

after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out

give her a texas leafblower

by crazy mexican May 19, 2008

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leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".

Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."

by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011

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