the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

by Wesley!! April 24, 2009

Lazer

Lazer is the type to be your hero. A hero like yet better than Bob. When Bob post pictures of it raining, Lazer would post pictures of a sunny beach, despite. Lazers are fucking legendary.

Be like Lazer, Lazer is littt.

by Something with a thing November 21, 2021

Lazered

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

by MY&YM July 21, 2021

lazer

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

by Phred October 6, 2004

Lazer

A more lazer word for Awesome.

Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

Oh man, these new shoes are Lazer!

Oh man, how much more lazer can she be! frak'n hot!

Oh man, my fingers where just amputated by a Lazer.!!! So Lazer!!

by Bstrfsh May 12, 2011

Lazer

A lazer is a lazy loser.

Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.

by Stepchildx September 3, 2019

Lazers

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011