Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004

Laying Hate

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.

We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!

by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016

Labinot

Labinot is a person who will always be there for you. He makes you laugh even on your lowest days. He‘s an angel on earth. If you have a Labinot in your life, you should consider yourself a lucky person.

me: „I‘m not feeling well today..“
friend: „Go talk to Labinot! He can make you laugh no matter what“

by person you‘re thinking about December 14, 2019

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

laying chickie

acting as a lookout for someone perpetrating a crime. When the lookout sees the authorities or any witnesses he alerts the perps by shouting out "chicky, chicky chicky" as opposed to "cops".

since he was so young the gang had Marvin laying chickie while they boosted swag from parked cars.

by Deanmc430 October 21, 2010